Why MMA is not “human cockfighting”

Despite it’s immense growth and the bare fact that proof is readily available to any idiot who can spell “google,” too many still like to paint mixed martial arts – or MMA for lazy ones such as myself- as a horribly violent blood sport or that old epithet “human cockfighting.” The MMA world’s National Lampoon, Cage Potato, goes so far as to have “MMA is not a crime” as their motto. As much as MMA has been maligned and outright slandered it deserves an intelligent, articulate defense befitting this great sport. However, I can do neither of those so on this site you’re stuck with my babbling.

First of all, calling ANY sport “cockfighting” is a ignorant slur that discounts human involvement. Cockfighting is most definitely a barbarous form of entertainment, the adult version of scorching ants with a magnifying glass.  In this act two roosters are thrown into some cage or other and forced to fight to the death.  Neither animal knows what’s going on before this happens, or really understands why they’re fighting the other. Each one is just following the survival instincts of a cornered animal. Contrast this with MMA: both fighters are intelligent, rational beings who are completely aware of what is going on and understand why they are there. No one is forced into an MMA match, no athletic commission would ever allow that.

Did you get that last sentence? Every single fight is signed off on by an athletic commission of whatever state said fight is occurring in. Every single fight is refereed by a licensed official of that state and judged by three judges who are licensed (My application for this is currently in the mail) and the time is kept by another licensed official. Medical concerns are overseen by the ringside doctor, who is of course an actual MD and licensed by the commission as well.  Not only that, but all American MMA matches are held under the Unified Rules which are a MMA-adapted version of the Unified Rules of Boxing, which nobody really calls a bloodsport any more. Yes, MMA is a combat sport which by its nature is violent, but why shouldn’t violent tendencies be harnessed into useful and safe expressions such as MMA or even traditional martial arts.  Even Tai Chi that all those old people practice in the park started as a combat art.

I’m going to state unequivocally that blood does occur in MMA and sometimes it flows heavily.  This does not qualify MMA as a bloodsport, however. In this context “bloodsport” is usually meaning a overly violent sport that is completely unregulated or with no rules, none of which is applicable to MMA. While rules may vary slightly from state to state and more so nation to nation all MMA matches are well regulated. Only standard strikes-knees, elbows, kicks and punches- are allowed and groin shots are strictly off limits in every single league I’ve ever known of.  Submissions and ground work are a large element of MMA but no small joints, like fingers or toes, are able to be manipulated legally. Fish hooking, eye gouging, and other overly violent maneuvers have been banned since the sport’s inception. Every fighter is checked by officials before entering the ring for any sort of foreign object, and fighters are usually drug tested before and after major fights and randomly for others. The troubles that Strikeforce is having with Josh Barnett attests to this, as does Barnett’s career for that matter.

The aspects of MMA are all well accepted in sports. Kickboxing, boxing, judo, and wrestling are top tier arts in MMA and all are represented in the Olympic games. Jiu-jitsu is another large part of MMA, notably on the ground, and is itself descended from judo. What makes MMA so great is that no other sport combines so many different aspects that often require a lifetime of training to master, yet these athletes must do it all year long, with no seasonal breaks ala football, basketball or baseball-my personal favorite mainstream sport.

While grudges and true bad blood does occur, most fighters are very friendly with one another. Yes, there are pure assholes in the sport but name any sport where there are no assholes or bad blood. Go on. Of course one can’t be named as ANY human enterprise will have that so long as more than two humans are in it.  Even tennis had it’s resident asshole in John McEnroe, even if I enjoyed most of his stuff. In fact most fights are notable for their completely professional proceedings. The current pound-for-pound* champion, Georges (pronounced George) St. Pierre, is the epitome of a classy fighter, with one notable shit talk moment he has openly regretted. Otherwise he only has good things to say about opponents, even after he has completely demolished them in the ring.  However there are others that are his polar opposites, say Nick Diaz for example, but they are far fewer than professional fighters.

I realize that one badly worded essay will not convince the most die-hard haters of the sport, but this isn’t really written for them. The idea I had for this post was to defend the best sport on the planet to those who are unaware of the actuality of sport and only see it from the mouths of jackasses who seek to demean it for nothing more than either attention or political aspirations (see New York for that one.) I hope at least you can read this and understand that we’re not watching gladiatorial deathmatches or bloody wars of horrifying violence. We are simply watching two highly skilled, hard working athletes who are pitting their skills in martial arts against each other.

 

*Pound for pound is a ranking, which is subjective as all rankings are, of what fighter has the most skill regardless of size. It’s not fair to put a featherweight (126-135 lbs) up against a full size heavyweight (206-265 lbs)

This Can’t End Well: Through the Fire and Flames

 

Being a chilehead of dubious sense, I purchased dried ghost chiles and couldn’t come up with anything to do with them. So I cut my losses and threw them out.

If you’re smart enough to know I didn’t listen to common sense see me after the jump for a ghostly tale full of cursing, pizza and me in pain.

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In Congress July 4, 1776

I post this every year, but it’s still one of the single greatest pieces of philosophy and political reasoning ever made:

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

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In Honor of St. Patrick’s Day

Here’s the best band Ireland ever produced playing the greatest Irish folk song of them all:

Thin Lizzy – Whiskey in the Jar

UFC 109 Post Mortem

I’m a longtime fan of MMA, and I need a blogging topic that won’t piss me off, so I’m going to give my day after thoughts on “Age in the Cage,” UFC 109, match by match for the main card along with how I did on Cage Potato’s Fightpicker.

Matt Serra v Frank Trigg

Trigg looked sluggish the entire fight, while Serra’s striking looked great.  Serra caught Trigg with a great overhand right, followed by a few Henderson-style bombs. Serra’s got anvils on the end of his T-Rex arms and demonstrated in this fight. Trigg is definitely at the end of his fighting career, but luckily he has broadcasting to fall back on, which I think he does quite well at.

I called this one right and earned a few points for this one. I figured if Serra won it would be by KO or TKO, even with Serra’s excellent BJJ.

Demian Maia v Dan Miller

This is a fight that took a path that nobody saw coming.  Maia is one of the top five BJJ artists in MMA with all of his wins in the UFC coming by submission. His striking has been subpar for most of his fights, and Miller is a smart enough fighter to avoid that. However, Maia kept the fight standing, and pieced Miller apart. Maia won by unanimous decision, rightfully earned. Maia improved his striking by a large margin, but in the middleweight division are too many top tier strikers – see also Silva, Anderson- that would decimate him standing.

I called the winner, but I don’t think anyone expected that Maia would win a decision based on striking.  Unfortunately this was a boring fight, due to Miller’s unwillingness to get in close and open himself up to a takedown followed by tapping out.

Mike Swick v Paulo Thiago

I missed this fight due to heading back home from Ferg’s house. Thiago won with a D’arce choke early in the second round. I had picked Swick, as did most. Thiago is a dangerous fighter, so this wasn’t too much of an upset especially compared to

Nate Marquardt v Chael Sonnen

This was a fight most everyone thought was Marquardt’s to lose.  Sonnen had been mouthing off in the weeks prior and showing that he may be actually crazy. He mentioned that he did not know that Marquardt had been knocked out by Anderson Silva, which makes no sense. In any case, Sonnen dominated Marquardt through all three rounds conclusively. Before the fight Marquardt was the consensus number two middleweight, but that’s probably in doubt now.

Yeah, I lost this one. So did everybody else. Don’t lie, you picked Nate the Great too.

Randy Couture v Mark Coleman

This is a fight that’s been in the making since UFC 17 and is the first time that two Hall of Famers have met in the Octogon. For the record Couture is one of my three favorite fighters of all time and is apparently immune to aging. Coleman does not have either of these qualities. Within twenty seconds of the start I knew Coleman was going to lose, and Couture dominated him. Randy Couture is one of the greatest game planners to ever put on gloves, and he showed it in this fight. He finished the fight by taking Coleman to the ground and putting him to sleep with a rear naked.

I got this right – an old addage in MMA is never bet against Randy Couture- and the additional bet on who would get the take down first. Couture once again established that he may be near fifty but can still hang, while Coleman sadly showed his fighting days are behind him.  Sad but true.

I didn’t do too bad total, but the two upsets cost me. I don’t feel too bad about that since they were serious upsets, but nobody likes to lose. All in all, for a card that was considered subpar this ended up pretty well. Still, they could have done better especially during Super Bowl weekend but not a bad card.

Why I Don’t Blog about Politics Much Anymore

It’s a simple fact that I don’t blog much any more, if you could ever say that I was a regular blogger. It may be due to the fact that I’m a lazy bastard but part of is that I started this blog as a political blog, and I simply can barely stand politics right now. There’s not a good thing in the news for anyone with a minarchist or libertarian viewpoint or even a sane one. The problems that cause this fact are incredibly numerous, but I think that a generalization wouldn’t be too hard. What I’ll do is name the major problems with both major parties, and I’ll even throw in the Libertarian Party at no additional charge!

Here’s the problem with the Democrats: they are as usual running a statist to socialist agenda, but this time they’re running it through regardless of what the people say. The sheer brazenness of their healthcare jihad is horrible. They seem to have no cares about how awful their handling of power is. Every single action they take as a majority party seems like a boldhanded grab at power, as perfectly exemplified by the rush to move healthcare throw Congress before Brown takes his seat. The nastiest of the socialist wing of the party runs things so far left that the only admitted socialist in Congress seems like a moderate.  This is why Kim Du Toit called them the “Evil Party.” Also I have a longstanding hatred of that side of aisle for appropriating the term “liberal.” As if shackling the country under suffocating layers of inefficient government bloat has anything to do with liberating anyone.

 

Here’s the problem with the Republicans: while I agree with a good amount of the basic beliefs, and am still a Republican, there is so much stupid shit that passes as Republicanism as to make me wonder if I stay in the party simply because I hate myself.  The GOP has given up on so much of what makes them Republicans in favor of laying their faces in the laps of the Religious Right in an effort to win more elections only to piss off much of their base and get their asses handed to them in the last election. It seems like every time the GOP takes the majority they “say government doesn’t work, get elected and prove it” as O’Rourke has said.  If politics were war they’re going against the Democrats with a Nerf Sword and a cardboard shield.

Here’s the problem with the Libertarians (those in the actual party): you guys have more flakes than Kellogg’s. You are the party with the most right ideas, even if I don’t totally agree with all of them.  Half the people who run as “Libertarian” have no idea of what the word means much less how to govern like it. You let dumbasses like Howard Stern and the guy who turned himself blue because of Y2K run under your banner while letting every idiot who like pot and prostitutes run as a member which confuses everyone on the depth of classic liberalism.

Now you see why I can’t stand politics right now? Is there anyone I like out there? The answer: not really.

I plan on blogging more in the next few weeks, hopefully. I went against previous quotes and bought an Iphone (no, I will not use Apple’s capitalization) so I may do some moblogging if I get the urge.

Veteran’s Day

To every veteran, active duty, and reservist – thank you.

This Can’t End Well: Canned Bacon

I know most people out there have seen this “Tactical Bacon” and jokes have been made about its lack of a tactical rail but I’m willing to risk my guts for nothing but stupidity and boredom so I went ahead and bought a can. Normally I’ll eat the nastiest of the nasty processed food such as the legendary Meal on A Stick, so I should have no trouble with something as pure and good as bacon, right? Here’s a review, sorry about the bad quality pictures as they come from my phone:

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I’m going to put the rest of the entry behind the fold as there’s a bit of pictures.

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Absolutely Stupid

I’m beginning to hate the vast majority of my fellow Americans. Why? Because of crap like this:

President Barack Obama is getting some flack and some praise after enjoying a beer.
He was at an NBA basketball game and ordered a brew. Images of Mr. Obama enjoying a beer have angered some people.
One caller to WWL complained, “People are losing 5, 10, 20 thousand dollars a day in the stock market, and he’s sitting there drinking a beer!” She also said, “It’s insulting… there’s a lot of people suffering.” She insisted President Obama should not publicly have fun during a time of so much pain.

Seriously people, the man is in his forties. He is old enough to drink a beer if he damn well pleases. It doesn’t matter one iota what’s going on with the country any more than if you have a ton of work at your job and you choose to drink a brew in your own home. Some people just need to be bitchslapped.

You can make a point that a man as intelligent as the president shouldn’t be drinking what appears to an American style lager. Bad choice, Mr. Obama. Bad choice.

Does This Work?

I recently bought a Cingular 8525 and just set it up so I can moblog. Maybe now I’ll get off my ass and write more.